HI MY NAME IS WARREN LUDWAR, I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN CALLED SLOCAN PARK. I LIVE IN A HOUSE BUILT ON TOP OF A GAS STATION, OWNED BY MY ADDOPTED PARENTS. I FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF BECAUSE IM SUCH A FUCKEN LOSER AND IM JUST LOOKING FOR A FRIEND OR TWO. I DRIVE A PIECE OF SHIT HYNDAI PONY AND A 1980 CAMERO. THERE REALLY ISN'T A REASON WHY I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS, ATLEAST I DONT THINK THERE IS? DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE ME CAUSE IM UGLY, OR JUST BECAUSE IM A LYING SON OF A BITCH. IM NOT TO SURE. ANYWAYS IM A POO PUSHIN FUCK FACE THAT LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH KITTENS. IM GOING OUT WITH MY SISTER CAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS ME ATTRACTIVE.

SHE ISN'T REALLY MY SISTER, BECAUSE I AM ADOPTED. STILL, SOME PEOPLE THINK IT IS GROSE, BUT I DISAGREE. I HAVN'T HAD A REAL CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE, WITHOUT THEM TELLING ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR TO SCREW OFF. I AM A CREEPY MOTHER FUCKER, AS SAID BY ALL THE GIRLS I HAVE MET IN MY LIFE. AS TOLD BY SOMEONE ON NEW YEARS, I SUPPOSEBLY HAD SEX WITH A GIRL WITH NAME UNKNOWN. THIS WAS A MADE UP STORY, AND I TELL PEOPLE THAT I REALLY DID IT, BUT I BELIVE MY SELF WHEN I SAY I NEVER LIE ABOUT ANYTHING. BULLSHIT. I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH MY SISTER.


P.S. I ALSO SMELL LIKE SHIT!



SOMEBODY PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT IMAGAYINDIAN@HOTMAIL.COM


SOMEBODY PLEASE BE MY FRIEND.